GitHub on-prem. Officially called GitHub Enterprise Server. You can have GitHub, but hosted on your own servers.

So you still pay them, you do the hosting work, and you get a product with worse features than gitlab?

Yeah, at that point why would anyone choose GitHub?

And it costs you more money than GitLab.

but you can be smug when theres a github incident, and thats hard to put a price on

You can do that with gitlab.