Maybe if you instead phrased it as "there's a magnetic field in there that will shear anything magnetic straight through your body if you're holding it on the wrong side of you" that might help folk get the picture a bit better? I mean sheesh, I've got a B.S. in Computer Engineering and a 3 Tesla magnetic field doesn't mean much to me either
It won’t shear it straight through your body though. The path of least resistance is to spin you around and then fly off. That doesn’t quite work if the thing is around your neck though.
Just a sensitive metal detector around the doorway where you enter the MRI room. It sounds like this guy would have had the metal detector blaring before he even crossed the threshold.
"There's a huge evil magnet that will tear you apart if you have any metal on you" sounds much easier to grasp and less likely to lose the listener's attention. Then, when you have them listening: "It can grab you from outside the room and hurl you into the machine where the evil magnet lives! Any metal, be it coins, necklaces, pins in your bones, belt buckles, bra wiring, dog tags. Anything can be the end of you, be damn sure you don't have any metal on you."
Oh, wait, you still want them willing to go near the machine? That complicates things a bit ;)