First they came for the cell phones, and I did nothing. Then they came for the pagers. Still I did nothing. At last they came for the walkie-talkies, yet I continued doing nothing.

All I thought was "What's any of this got to do with me? I'm just a pigeon!"

In other news carrier pigeons are now used as the preferred detonation device for terrorists.

As long as you're not driving a bus, we're fine.

* sigh * not many Mo Willems fans here, I guess.